If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like “smarp floopie in zul weanow” and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor

my beautiful twisted dark academia wraps

i dont trust bitches that can have a long day and then go home and make a full dinner bc yk who else could do that? hannibal lecter

Half of the quests in oblivion start out with some woman going "please go fine my stupid idiot loser husband. he's probably dead in a ditch. I hate him" and then you find her husband kidnapped by an evil wizard and also dead in a ditch and you tell her and she just goes "serves him right. here's his favorite ring"

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

Water biscuits

Don’t touch my overnight oats boy

strawbebbie………. 🍓 blubberrie…….. 🫐 oraneg……… 🍊 peeache…….. 🍑

can’t believe i forgot…..,.. abble………. 🍎🍏 :]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

I’m babysitting my grandma’s cats and she wrote 4 pages of detailed notes, down to the exact words I should use to greet them in the morning and when I put them to bed at night

forgot to add the goodnight wishes

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way